Anekdotes.

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Re: Anekdotes.

Postby x-f » 25 Jan 2016, 22:06

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Re: Anekdotes.

Postby peleks » 27 Jan 2016, 17:11

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Re: Anekdotes.

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Re: Anekdotes.

Postby cydonia » 25 Feb 2016, 11:16

starptautiskajā kosmosa stacijā izbēdzis gorilla

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. - (c) Albert Einstein
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Re: Anekdotes.

Postby cydonia » 25 Feb 2016, 11:22

oriģināls nāk no šejienes. skots kellijs tur augšā dzīvo jau teju gadu. sagribējās dažādības.
https://twitter.com/StationCDRKelly/sta ... 8323372032

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Re: Anekdotes.

Postby x-f » 28 Feb 2016, 21:49

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When the reply came from the stars, it decoded to one word:

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Re: Anekdotes.

Postby Andis » 04 Mar 2016, 11:29

Joks no mūsu pašu TVnet,
http://www.tvnet.lv/tehnologijas/zinatn ... s_uz_zemes

Kosmosa kuģis «Sojuz ТМА-18М» ar trim Starptautiskās kosmosa stacijas (SKS) apkalpes locekļiem, no kuriem divi bija pavadījuši SKS gandrīz gadu, trešdien atgriezās uz Zemes, veiksmīgi piezemējoties Kazahstānas stepē, paziņoja Lidojumu vadības centrs Piemaskavas pilsētā Koroļovā.

Kuģis atgriezās tikai ar apkalpes locekļiem? Kur palika pati apkalpe? :)
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Re: Anekdotes.

Postby cydonia » 14 Mar 2016, 17:30

- How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, they prefer to sit in the dark.
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Re: Anekdotes.

Postby cydonia » 14 Mar 2016, 17:31

- How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
- None, they use standard candles.
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Re: Anekdotes.

Postby kobalts » 14 Mar 2016, 18:51

cydonia wrote:How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

Tēmas turpinājums http://gewa.gsfc.nasa.gov/clubs/astronomy/astrobulb.htm
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